So, the referee asked for "a historical artifact recently discovered," and the audience was initially silent. In the silence, I offered up "Lucy." There was a momentary pause, and then the referee smiled--"Lucy," he said. "You know," he added, to the audience, "the dinosaur."
"It's an Australopithicine!" I was not going to stand by silently at such a scientific mistake, though I think it really just slipped out.
"A what?" the referee said, clearly not expecting to be corrected.
"An Australopithicine," I replied.
There was a slight pause. The referee then said, "And is your girlfriend with you tonight, sir?" The lights were already up; I had come alone, and the theater burst into laughter. I had to join them: I had no girlfriend; perhaps this is why.
"That's right," one of the other comedians exclaimed, "insult the paying customer!"
The referee then asked, "So what's an
"Australopithicine," I repeated, again, "an early Hominid." And then, I brought out the big gun: "And, as a paleontologist, I'm used to dealing with old folks like you, or, as we call them, fossils." [I figure the referee was in his late 30's, but he had a receding hairline, so he could have been a bit older.]
He didn't expect that. "You got burned," one of the comedians pointed out to the referee.
Overall, it was a fun evening.
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